My best friend...

We all have our best friends, or as some say 'close friends'. 'Best friends' do not necessarily mean the person you have known the longest but the person in which you trust and can confide in when you need to talk about something, when you need a shoulder to lean on. This special friend is trustworthy and most of all, always there.

My amazing best friend and I...

And for me that best friend is Hannah Saunders, or as I like to call her Hannah Sparkes or perhaps HanaSpanax (just like Irwin). I first met Hannah in year 9 - near enough the start, and we weren't too close but then we became closer and found out that we liked the same things and we weirdly had some 'connection' using our minds... We said things at the exact same time, this is why we called ourselves 'Twinnies' and my old, weird form tutor Mr Lambert got us two mixed up! I feel like I have known Hannah all my life, we are literally always laughing about something - sometimes completely pointless! But yes, that's us. What best friends are normal; normal people to me have a dry humour and perhaps a slightly boring personality. Me and Hannah tried out the 'dry humour' and it was, lets just say, a failure, we just look at each other and laugh and lets be honest how can we not help laughing with our silly little jokes and facial expression (and also our rather comical nicknames for people... Like today 'shake your bongos', 'ding-a-ling-a-ling-long-ling', 'vats vat' and the strange screeching of 'ahh!' - to us know as the child catcher!). We have done everything together and most of the time we are quite inseparable, whether it's shopping, bowling, going to London. Whilst on the subject of the 'Big Smoke' - London, Hannah and I are quite definitely considering moving to London to live in a cardboard box - perhaps we could make a Nige and Ir life size cut outs out of these one day? Anyway, yes we want to move to London for the atmosphere, the people in London - as Hannah knows who I am talking about, lets just say Google maps 'intensive research on an individual' whilst finding all sorts of Embassies. As we have been informed London is an expensive 'place to live in and eat in' - sorry a Nigella quotation there, but we are going to be sensible with our money and buy smart price spaghetti hoop, this isn't the best part of it, we won't have to buy a microwave - we like cold hoops! Perhaps we could afford a box of cornflakes? We need to save money for a bus though... To do our stalking duties, all we need is a camera, two deck chairs, a stereo and there we are we have it, our stalking is ready to go!

I could write so much more, but I won't gabble on too much! Hannah and I will be best friends forever, always staying in contact and laughing all the time - on the phone and the club brawls that will soon come! I love having Hannah as a best friend as she never stops making me laugh and smile - best friends until the end!